What Not to Wear....I’m inspired!

~Sharon

I just finished watching What Not to Wear and damn I'm so inspired!!! So I went to my bedroom and pulled everything out of my closet so that I could sort out all of the" What Not to Wear" attire. Well guess what I discovered? Shit I have nothing to wear now! I guess I will have to continue being on the "What Not to Wear" list until all of my kids are out of my house and on their own!

Sorry Alexa( my 16 year old daughter) I still have to wear your clothes, because I can't afford my own! Hopefully my "muffin top" won't be too noticable under one of your baby doll shirts!


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She

~Chris

The point is that she is moving on.


You do the same and hey, you might catch her one day.
But if you keep running in place, you will find that she’s long gone.


She loves you, but she’s got to live her life.
People change. You ought to try it some time.

Absolute Zero

~Britton

So I got to thinking about absolute zero because last night I caught myself quoting from A Passion in the Desert. You know the stuff about how people are afraid of what they do not understand and tend to kill out of fear? Like in The Prince when Machiavelli posed the question of weather it is better as a Prince to be loved or feared. He decided, "It is best to be both feared and loved; however, if one cannot be both it is better to be feared than loved." However, I disagree. I say it is better to be loved for the reasons I stated above. GOD I MISS SCHOOL! I will think and have more on this later.

Oh and if you are one of THOSE people who don't get Existentialism, just ignore this. I would hate for your small mind to explode.

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Didn’t you know the Earth is flat?

~Sharon


Ok folks didn't you know the Earth is not round it is flat?


The reason why I say this is that there has to be some explanation as to why most of the men I go out with just fall off the face of the Earth! So somewhere there is a boat(the one they all landed in)at the other end of the Earth with all of the men that disappeared, just waiting to explain to me what happened, right? lol!! I will be there looking and then I will say" oh yeah I remember you, the one guy who promised to make me happy for the rest of my life" and then I will see all the other men that "got away" then all my questions will be answered, and that is when I will finally stop wondering what is wrong with me. It wasn't me all along , because the Earth is flat and they really did fall off the face of the Earth!!! Don't you wish it was this easy ladies? lol!!! You never know ?!?


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the greatest time to be alive...

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~Cosmo

2008! wow! 2007 was quite a year...crazy shit going on in the world man.
instant crazy shit too.

As soon as it happens somebody’s filming it! everybody is a star!
For at least a quarter of an hr.

I feel as if the momentum of the planet is picking up too...
yeah. ok I guess every person who has ever lived on earth thinks they are alive at the greatest moment in the planet's existence.... maybe not.

I can't assume to think someone else’s thoughts so I'll derail that train, but everything feels faster to me at least. I am one of those people who thrive in chaos. When the world is completely out of control I feel the most lucid.

I remember 9/11 and how singularly focused I was...because I simply thought it was the end of the world. So, when I look around and see wars and devastating weather occurrences and assassinations and wild west shoot ‘em ups and plane crashes, I feel right at home! I think a lot of that has to do with the fact that I live life as an observer and not wholly a participant. How I can be in a situation and looking through my eyes I am reporting or telling a story as I perceive it. So when the bullets fly and motorcycles are jumping over my head, I somehow speed up while everything slows down (like in an accident) all is slow motion as I stroll through the carnage ducking the tire iron flying slowly by and embedding into the slow moving chap beside me!

You know, in these times I think of what Morpheus said in the matrix...how even the air we breathe is not real...so what is (IS) real? That is (IS) the key! What is real to me: is it completely different from what is real to you? What I see: is it what you see? More than likely… maybe. I would not know that unless I were you and what I see is me. The world is full of movement and my brain's eye can see thing's much more clearly lately (thank god for prescriptions!) HA!

And just because what I see is what I want to see I'm not crazy enough to jump off a building…yet! Because for the time being I am a slave to the basic physics of the planet...if I drop a brick it will fall on my foot and cause pain. But when a shaolin priest drops a brick what happens? First of all he would not be picking up a brick. second of all there I go assuming I know what a fucking shaolin monk would think....even though I've watched every episode of kung fu and both kill bill's. I have no idea what David Carradine thinks but if I did...I would probably just try to get used to the fact that i could levitate. Like Jet Li in hero. It's a consciousness thing where the world slows down and you stay at "regular" speed...but really you are slowing down the activity by sheer will of what you expect or know to be what you perceive as "real"...but can that alter the world that others occupy?

hahahaha


what others?

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